The Twelve Days of Insurance

On the first day of Christmas, my agent gave to me, one signed application. On the second day of Christmas, my agent gave to me, two phony claims. On the third day of Christmas, my agent gave to me three fallen trees. On the fourth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me four frozen pipes. On the fifth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me five stolen rings. On the sixth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me six sinking septics. On the seventh day of Christmas, my agent gave to me seven fallen fences. On the eighth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me eight blowing blizzards. On the ninth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me nine nagging insureds. On the tenth day of Christmas, my agent gave to me ten twisted gutters. On the eleventh day of Christmas my agent gave to me eleven urgent emails. On the twelfth day of Christmas my agent gave to me twelve water backups.